Daddy is the Worst

Daddy Is The Worst, a poem, by Iva G. Gilbert

Daddy is the worst!
He feeds me Avocado, my favorite food.
Still, he is not good enough.

Daddy is the worst!
He changes my wet diaper, and puts on a dry one.
Still, he is not good enough.

Daddy is the worst!
He cleans my face, my hands, and my Sophie from Avocado.
Still, he is not good enough.

Daddy is the worst!
I beat him with Sophie and feel only marginally better.
Still, he is not good enough.

Daddy is the worst!
He notices me rubbing my eyes (DAMN) and says he thinks I’m tired.
He is totally not good enough.

Daddy is the worst!
Daddy is the worst!